Sunday, February 10, 2013

Captain's Blog, Stardate 2013.02.10, U.S.S. Enterprise - HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

This is going to be just a fun blog day.

I recently found a meme, http://becauseracecar.org/ which is hilarious because I have actually had some of these questions from my friends.

For example,

Why drive something that only gets 200km to a 70 litre tank?
Because Race Car

Why do you need so many cars?
Because Race Car

Why are you always working on your car?
Because Race Car

Why are you always covered in oil?
Because Race Car

Why don't you just buy one reliable, economical, new car instead?
Because Race Car

As hilarious as this is, it actually does have something to do with kung fu. Maybe you know where this is going, maybe not. I'm quite certain I'm not alone in the following.

Why are you randomly doing pushups?
Because Kung Fu

Why don't you answer your phone MTW nights?
Because Kung Fu

Why do you spend so much time training?
Because Kung Fu

Why do you have so many bruises?
Because Kung Fu

Why are you so awesome?
Because Kung Fu

Hehehehe

Happy Chinese New Year!!!


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